Canonized Critters

Canonized Critters https://canonizedcritters.bigcartel.com 119795517 Inky Cap - original linocut Look up ink cap mushrooms they are SUPER cool and legit look like this! The most goth of mushrooms. A mushroom can maybe be a critter because they aren’t plants but aren’t animals so they’re the weirdest of all. The block for this design has gone to its new home, so these are a limited run—once they’re gone they’re gone! As I’m printing these by hand with real paper and ink and stuff, there may be variations between prints. This is normal! This is a 5 x 7 inch linocut print on archival quality paper. 15.00 USD https://canonizedcritters.bigcartel.com/product/inky-cap-original-linocut https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/db1b929d-488a-406d-ab2c-cb471cf0d939/inky-cap-original-linocut.jpg https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/253e8e40-da98-41ec-80ab-528e5f98f9b9/inky-cap-original-linocut.jpg,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/118d3095-42e9-4292-a786-0fa913c57404/inky-cap-original-linocut.jpg,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/94754443-b630-4e80-a3c2-b7f6581bccf7/inky-cap-original-linocut.jpg 119795517 new in stock 119408760 Possum & Crow - original linocut A hand-carved, hand-printed version of my first Possum & Crow design. This is a 5 x 7 inch hand-printed linocut. As I make each of these by hand with physical ink and a roller and everything, there may be some minor variations between prints. 15.00 USD https://canonizedcritters.bigcartel.com/product/possum-crow-original-linocut https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/425080716/2026-05-24+14.06.44.jpg 119408760 new in stock 119408673 The Demon Goose-ion - original linocut DISCLAIMER I actually think geese are very good and lovely creatures and extremely reasonable in their use of force, but this one is very angry in a way that seemed less saintly than some of my other creatures.This is a 5 x 7 inch hand-printed linocut. As I make each of these by hand with physical ink and a roller and everything, there may be some minor variations between prints. 15.00 USD https://canonizedcritters.bigcartel.com/product/the-demon-goose-ion https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/425080644/2026-05-24+14.05.51.jpg https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/425080659/2026-05-24+14.00.36.jpg,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/425080650/2026-05-24+14.05.31.jpg 119408673 new in stock 119408514 Makin' My Way Downtown - original linocut This pigeon has THINGS TO DO and is going to GO DO THEM at a pace that feels right for their little pigeon legs and feetThis is an 8 x 10 inch hand-printed linocut. As I make each of these by hand with physical ink and a roller and everything, there may be some minor variations between prints. 20.00 USD https://canonizedcritters.bigcartel.com/product/makin-my-way-downtown-print https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/425080248/2026-05-24+14.37.53.jpg https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/425080272/2026-05-24+14.33.53.jpg 119408514 new in stock 119380203 The Archangull - print This painting is inspired by imagery of the Archangel Michael and the Devil, St. George and the dragon, and all the times I've watched seagulls dropping crabs to their tiny, tragic, necessary deaths. The print is unframed, 9 x 12 inches, and professionally printed on certified archival quality Somerset Velvet paper. 30.00 USD https://canonizedcritters.bigcartel.com/product/the-archangull https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/425859714/Photo+Jun+08+2026_+5+45+59+PM.jpg https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/425859720/Photo+Jun+08+2026_+5+35+20+PM.jpg 119380203 new in stock 119380164 Possum & Crow - sticker Display this tribute to weird little friendships anywhere you want people to see a funny possum in landsknecht gear! This is a 1.8" x 4" glossy, weather-resistant vinyl sticker of my Possum & Crow, Knights Errant, Esq., Ltd., Etc. painting. 5.00 USD https://canonizedcritters.bigcartel.com/product/possum-crow-sticker https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/425008275/Photo+May+22+2026_+5+41+14+PM.jpg https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/425008278/Photo+May+22+2026_+5+52+08+PM.jpg 119380164 new in stock 119379780 St. Gator of Waffle House - sticker Declare your love for Waffle House and/or alligators and/or both with this 1.9" x 4" glossy, weather-resistant vinyl sticker of St. Gator of Waffle House! 5.00 USD https://canonizedcritters.bigcartel.com/product/st-gator-of-waffle-house-sticker https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/425008173/Photo+May+22+2026_+6+03+48+PM.jpg https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/425008176/Photo+May+22+2026_+6+07+35+PM.jpg 119379780 new in stock 119245830 St. Gator of Waffle House - print Even in the middle of the darkest night, a Waffle House waits to welcome you. Take questionable comfort in this swamp home with a fine giclée print of its patron saint. The print is unframed, 9 x 12 inches, and professionally printed on certified archival quality Somerset Velvet paper. 30.00 USD https://canonizedcritters.bigcartel.com/product/st-gator-of-waffle-house-print https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/425859870/Photo+Jun+08+2026_+5+35+57+PM.jpg https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/425859876/Photo+Jun+08+2026_+5+43+01+PM.jpg 119245830 new in stock 119240391 Possum & Crow, Knights Errant, Esq., Ltd., Etc. - print <ol><li>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA</li><li>aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but in lower case</li></ol>Sometimes you are overwhelmed, but you have a sword and a buddy, and that's all you need. Really flamboyant outfits help, though. The print of this duo is unframed, 9 x 12 inches, and professionally giclée printed on certified archival quality Somerset Velvet paper. 30.00 USD https://canonizedcritters.bigcartel.com/product/possum-crow-knights-errant-esq-ltd-etc-print https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/425859741/Photo+Jun+08+2026_+5+49+23+PM.jpg https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/425859750/Photo+Jun+08+2026_+5+38+53+PM.jpg 119240391 new in stock